Fitzroyalty

Hyperlocal news about Melbourne's first suburb: Fitzroy 3065

Stencil cafe, Fitzroyalty, libel, fraud, bribery and the ethics of hyperlocal journalism

If this is some kind of performance art, I’m starting to tire of it. I got home from work today and read my emails. A reader had emailed me this photo. I’m speechless. Whoever created it is, I allege, guilty of fraud and libel. I published no such statement, and anyone who has been following the Stencil cafe PR debacle would know this.

Courtesy of a reader / copyright: used under the fair dealings provisions of the Copyright Act 1968 / c2012

Fitzroyalty receives thousands of pageviews a day, whereas a poster will be seen by far fewer people. If viewers of the poster are not familiar with Fitzroyalty, this poster is meaningless and, if they are, few are likely to believe it or care much about it even if they do.

Fitzroyalty has no business model and earns no income, so hypothesising about suing for defamation is pointless as I cannot demonstrate tangible losses. If any loss of reputation or esteem comes from this poster, it will be miniscule and intangible.

Furthermore, while it’s highly likely the poster was created by the proprietors of the cafe, I cannot easily prove this to be true. So I wouldn’t know, with the necessary conviction, who to sue.

Suing for defamation because of trivial offences tends to backfire badly for the belligerently litigious, as Melinda Tankard Reist has recently discovered. I see no point in responding to it, but I will write about. It’s fundamentally dishonest. Creating it is a malicious and unethical act that is potentially also a criminal act.

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banned from a cafe that does not exist

Fitzroyalty occasionally receives threats and other pointless forms of pathetic posturing from deluded self-congratulatory types. I’ve been banned from the Melbourne food bloggers Facebook page for refusing to consent to be censored when discussing the dubious practice of accepting freebies bribes in exchange for publishing positive reviews. I was falsely accused of publishing defamatory content by fashion shop Leonard St, which ironically could itself be considered defamatory.

In the past week various commenters have tried to suggest that I accept freebies from cafes, and that I am biased towards Slowpoke cafe and against a potential competitor that has not even opened (yet). I believe that the proprietors of the allegedly forthcoming Stencil cafe are simply attempting to get some attention and publicity, no matter how stupid they make themselves appear in the process. I’m playing along for as long as it continues to amuse me.

They initially sent me an email in June 2011 announcing that the cafe would soon open in the former premises of African Mix / Le Ha 3 on Brunswick St, and offering me free coffee in exchange for publicity. I declined the freebie and wrote about the cafe anyway.

A few days before I had reviewed the newly opened Slowpoke cafe a few doors north, and was impressed by it. I then waited for Stencil to open, but nothing happened. Then in January 2012 a sign for a different business appeared in the premises and it became obvious that Stencil was not opening there. I wrote about the hype in the PR email I had received and how bizarre it was. Then the trolling began.

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breakfast at Campos, Elgin St Carlton

Campos on Elgin St has been open for about a year but, as I haven’t spent much time in Carlton of late, I’ve only just noticed. I’m rather please I have finally found them because they make coffee as good as I have had anywhere, and Ryan and Faddy agree. There’s a short breakfast menu and some sandwiches, including this divine smoked salmon, mascapone, preserved lemon and pine nut sandwich, which you can also have for breakfast. The coffee is exceptional. I’m going to become a regular.

The skin I live in

Pedro Almodovar’s new film The skin I live in has taken over my brain. This post is full of spoilers so if you haven’t seen the film, and want to, stop reading now. Antonio Banderas stars as a super villian mad scientist doctor with the look of James Bond. He does superb menace. Slinky amoral menace. Best kind I suppose.

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