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Archive for September, 2007

Perth tapas bitchslap

Posted in Perth, business, customer service, drink, food, media, travel, wine on September 30th, 2007

In my hectic trip to Perth to see Tori Amos I also managed to see family, catch up with friends and eat at two of the trendiest tapas restaurants: Duende in Leederville and The Pony Club in Mt Lawley. The differences between the two were significant. I’d read about both in travel and leisure magazines and was keen to see if the tapas trend, which has become extremely popular in Melbourne, could be delivered successfully in Perth. Movida is exceptional and difficult to match.

Firstly Duende. I entered the premises alone as I arrived before my friend, who had made a booking. I tried to make eye contact with two members of staff and enquire about the table booking, but both ignored me. It wasn’t clear where I should go or what I should do; I felt unwelcome. Through the window I saw my friend parking and getting out of her car, so I went outside to greet her. When we entered together we were also ignored until my friend managed to stop one of the staff and ask for our table. This was not a promising beginning.

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Teenage Hustling

Posted in Perth, music, travel on September 29th, 2007

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Finally TEENAGE HUSTLING! Thank you Tori. I have been waiting the whole tour to hear it. I asked her to play it in Brisbane and it was so thrilling to finally hear it. Pip was impossibly hot in purple and was very bouncy on the piano stool.

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my phone is pink

Posted in business, sex and gender, social issues on September 28th, 2007

The international comedian otherwise known as the president of Iran spoke at Columbia University in the USA recently, and denied that gays exist in Iran. Is he a member of the Australian Liberal Party? Perhaps once John Howard gets boned he can go to Iran and seek election there. He would fit in.

Howard has refused again to reform laws that discriminate against same-sex couples. Basically, the Liberals are saying some people are invisible and hence the government does not need to adjust old laws to acknowledge invisible people. But my gay and lesbian friends are not invisible. All around the world, gay and lesbian voices are speaking out about their political experiences, including in Iran.

In a cogent and calm article Tim Wilson demolishes the Liberal case for perpetuating discrimination. His conclusion is brilliant:

Howard’s conservatism should lead him to support reform recognising the dignity of same-sex couples. His critics have always wrongly equated his conservatism with regressivism.

The Prime Minister has, unfortunately, missed his chance to prove his critics wrong.

A few days later comes more gay news from that cesspit of pinko greenie lefty radicalism also known as Telstra. The suits in the big pond think that treating all employees equally regardless of who they choose to fuck in their own time is a sensible thing to do.

It is common knowledge that Telstra and the government are at war over the slow struggle towards privatisation, mobile phone networks, regulatory conditions and the future of broadband infrastructure.

What is so delicious about the news of Telstra’s enlightened sexual orientation policy is its potential to further annoy the government:

Federal Human Rights Commissioner Graeme Innes said Telstra was leading the pack in overhauling its policies.

“This is a demonstration of how a good corporate citizen should behave – not treating people differently simply because of who they love. It’s an example the federal Government should follow, rather than continuing with the 58 laws which discriminate against same-sex couples in financial and work-related entitlements,” he told The Australian.

I suspect that there is a brilliant political strategist at Telstra working overtime on ways to frustrate the federal government. Making the greedy telco with appalling customer service standards appear to be a fairer and more engaged participant in contemporary Australian society than the government, which is supposed to support the Australian community, is a work of subtle genius and beauty. Whoever you are, I applaud you.

ps can you tell me how fast the broadband is in Iran?

I dream of Isabel

Posted in Perth, music, travel on September 27th, 2007

Today I’m flying to Perth to see Tori for the sixth and final time this tour. I’m dreaming of Isabel – the only persona I haven’t seen perform. I am hopeful because some of the others have appeared three times in Australia, whereas Isabel has performed only once. Isabel is the shy one. According to friends who asked Tori about this at the meet and greet in Canberra, she doesn’t feel like doing Isabel as often as the other personas.

In her blog Isabel writes about how the goddess is alive and well in Adelaide. The goddess certainly possessed Pip when she performed there. I wonder if Isabel went to the show? I wonder whether she feels possessed much herself? It appears that Isabel lives more through observing others than through expressing herself.

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