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Fitzroyalty - hyperlocal news and reviews about Melbourne’s first suburb: Fitzroy 3065 - is a local news and reviews site for Fitzroy residents and visitors. Read the about and hyperlocal pages for more information.

It features stories on the suburb of Fitzroy in Melbourne, Australia, and reflections on life from a socially libertarian, economically socialist, culturally anarchistic and radically individualistic point of view.

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Archive for October, 2007

Lindenwarrah

Posted in Milawa, Victoria, business, customer service, drink, food, hotels, travel, wine, wineries on October 31st, 2007

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When in Milawa over the weekend I stayed at Lindenwarrah on Saturday night and also ate at their restaurant. The room was large and comfortable but some diminishing factors became evident. The bathroom was nice but seemingly retro fitted, so that water flowed out under the shower door into the middle of the floor, where the lowest point of the floor was (despite the drain being in the shower. Someone should teach their builder about gravity…)

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lunch at Brown Brothers in Milawa

Posted in Milawa, Victoria, business, customer service, drink, food, travel, wine, wineries on October 30th, 2007

I spent the weekend exploring the north-east of Victoria with my girlfriend. The highlight was our experience at Brown Brothers Winery in Milawa, where the wine, service, food and atmosphere were all exceptional.

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the beauty of hypocrisy

Posted in information technology, media, politics, sex and gender, social issues on October 29th, 2007

A Family First candidate likes to take photos of his dick and send them to his friends. He also likes to download porn from the internet. So he’s like thousands of other people. But he’s also a typical conservative morals crusader – a complete hypocrite.

The party itself has no understanding of the internet. Even a conservative Christian thinks their ISP level internet content filtering plan is stupid.

I’m so bored of the election and of Australian politics. Please can Family First and the other political parties commit to regular scandals and other publicity disasters to keep me entertained?

Une Vieille Maitresse

Posted in Melbourne, film, sex and gender on October 25th, 2007

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Tonight I went to ACMI to see the premier of Une Vieille Maitresse (An Old Mistress), the new film by French director Catherine Breillat, whose work I deeply admire.

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The film stars Asia Argento as a deeply disturbed woman in the early nineteenth century who enjoys the attention of aristocratic men but whose life becomes meaningless after the death of her daughter and her estrangement from her lover (her daughter’s father). There are also brief appearances from Breillat’s previous lead actresses Caroline Ducey and Amira Casar.

It’s significantly less perverse than her previous films, particularly Anatomie de l’enfer, but it contains sufficient sex and blood to satisfy her fans. Like her earlier film Breve traversee it is a subtler work, and of course as a costume drama it has its own genre conventions to meet.

The only distraction is something I’ve noticed in a few serious films now – breast implants. It appears that Argento has implants and, like Emmanuelle Beart in Histoire de Marie et Julien, some of her scenes seem framed from a point of view that tries to make the fake breasts not look too obvious. The first film that I saw them in was Y tu mama tambien, where Maribel Verde’s implants made everything unsexy. They’re horrible. Let silicone bimbos stay in Hollywood trash-porn, but please keep them out of European art-porn.